The crew is beginning to unravel, however a shock on the boat makes for a enjoyable distraction. Plus a brand new stew makes her method on board. All that and extra on this episode of Below Deck Mediterranean.
In case ya’ll forgot, Tom, the brand new chef and Malia’s boyfriend, is throwing a LEGIT hissy match about his j-o-b. He’s aggravated that the visitors desire fried lobster and nonetheless has mainly your entire crew operating his plates/doing his soiled work. By some means Tom managed to throw collectively a birthday cake, regardless of his mood tantrum, and he refers back to the cake unveiling as “changing into their (the visitors’) circus monkeys.” Sure, Tom. You do no matter these visitors ask of you, inside motive. You’re engaged on a SUPERYACHT.
The subsequent morning, Bugsy is pretend complaining about how a lot she has in her hair, I imply on her plate. She is one stew down and operating ragged, however let’s be actual. Bugsy has been coaching for this step as much as be the chief stew since she jumped on that boat. Bugsy was made for this position. Nevertheless, a seaside picnic is all the time a possible sh*tshow and it’s def gonna put her management to the take a look at.
Bugsy is operating round like a lunatic making ready for this picnic with Alex and Pete. ‘Member Pete? Yea, me neither. Within the midst of all of this motion, Rob and Alex change phrases. It looks as if everybody’s fuse is fairly brief lately. I imply, I didn’t even know Rob had emotion! To see him get aggravated with Alex is de facto saying quite a bit.
Alex asks Malia if Rob is offended with him. Malia acts like she is above their petty preventing and when she says “to not sweat the little issues,” it’s hilar. SHE is the one who runs to Captain Sandy for the whole lot…
Solely these constitution visitors could be shot-gunning beers and posing nude throughout this picnic on a distant seaside. Between the Bugsy/Alex flirtation and the Arabian Nights theme, I can already inform that this evening goes to be a doozy. It’s evident that Malia is on the finish of her rope as a result of the “boys” on her crew aren’t taking her severely. What else is new? She loses it on the “boys” after they don’t roll up the float the best way she demanded and calls all of them f*ckers. Good. Nice management!
Good for Rob for confronting Malia outright. Particularly in entrance of Captain Sandy. He offers zero f*cks. Malia clearly tries to point out off in entrance of the captain and explains to Rob that there are “So many transferring elements, then simply you and Pete that I’ve to work.” Translation: I’ve to do my boyfriend’s job as a result of he’s having a nervous breakdown and I don’t need that to really occur to him cuz then I must report it to Captain Sandy.
Rob’s predominant situation with Malia is that she referred to as him a f*cker. To that, Malia retorts, “Then don’t be one then.” Naturally, Captain Sandy jumps to Malia’s protection, even though she DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! Her blind defensiveness is subsequent stage. I imply, Malia referred to as Rob a “f*cker,” however Rob’s conduct is disrespectful?!
I really like how Malia has time to assist Tom within the galley, however she jumps down the throats’ of her deck crew. One thing tells me she is simply pissed off by Tom’s fixed assist in the kitchen, however she is just too prideful to see him fail so she is spreading herself skinny. It’s like she is afraid to inform Tom no, so she takes her pent up aggravation out on her deck crew.
Um, somebody remind Jessica that she is definitely alleged to be WORKING, which is why each time she tries to steal away to suck face with Rob, she is known as to assist out. Eyeroll. This Bali journey higher really occur. Jess and Rob have been speaking about it for therefore lengthy now that it might be embarrassing if it doesn’t really come to fruition.
The Arabian Nights theme dinner is properly underway. The stomach dancers are an enormous hit with these sex-obsessed visitors. All appears to be going properly till two of the visitors obtain some uncooked pink rooster. Hmmm, the place is Captain Sandy now? Anybody else discover she is hardly lurking round Tom on this constitution? I odor favoritism. I hate how they all the time make one of many crew members soar in with the leisure. Watching Rob dance round with the stomach dancer is cringeworthy. Not less than Rob admits that he “actually hates himself.” It seems to me like somebody is attempting to cowl up Tom’s rooster snafu, huh?
Later, Rob makes an attempt to clean issues over with Malia by speaking about his upcoming Bali journey with Jess. Malia pretends to provide a sh*t about how Rob plans to purchase a ticket for a similar flight as Jess. And to be sincere, their relationship shouldn’t be a lot of a storyline. Possibly if they really labored on the yacht, it might be extra attention-grabbing…
Of all the problems on the boat, Captain Sandy has laundry room issues large time. On one hand, I might be pissed off with Jess’s lack of labor ethic, however then again, you’re down a stew. Choose your battles, woman. And whereas we’re at it, possibly it’s best to get within the galley and ask Tom WTF was up together with his rooster final evening?!
It’s the final day of the constitution and OMG Bugsy attempting to pronounce huevos rancheros is making me LOL. Possibly she ought to simply follow tablescapes, huh? The crew seems relieved to be saying goodbye to those visitors, as they have been…attention-grabbing. Right here’s to hoping the tip is hefty.
On the tip assembly, Captain Sandy talks Bugsy up (what else is new) and she or he mentions that there shall be a brand new second stew on the subsequent constitution. Everybody seems relieved/frightened of who would be the subsequent sufferer, I imply crew member, on this boat. As a result of they are going to be heading to Ibiza, a 5 to six-hour journey, the crew has to remain on board for the evening. Whatta buzz kill. However at the least Johnny Damon is baaaack for the subsequent constitution.
Man, the issues they plan when they’re caught on the boat for the evening. Rob has made everybody grow to be part of his Bali journey shock. So the massive information is that he booked the identical flight as Jess to Bali when the entire charters are full. Rob has requested his crew to assist him provide you with a artistic option to inform her, and of COURSE, Bugsy jumps into excessive gear. That is the place she shines.
The crew is basically planning a proposal. There are clue playing cards left round for Jess and Rob is on the sundeck surrounded by candles. I really feel like for a minute, Jess could also be upset to not see Rob drop onto a bended knee, amiright? Jess bumbles round following clue after clue and she or he lastly makes her option to Rob after a lot ado. She doesn’t look shocked by his flight announcement and you’ll inform Rob was slightly miffed. The weirdest factor is when everybody goes up there and cheers Rob and Jess on throughout their romantic second. Additionally, why is everybody so dressed up simply to go to mattress? Yacht life is bizarre, huh?
The subsequent morning, the brand new stew is about to reach. Bugs states she is joyful to have one other physique again within the inside, however let’s be actual: she is having fun with the highlight and a focus on her large time. When Captain Sandy will get the textual content that the brand new stew is right here, I discover myself holding my breath, till I notice it’s AESHA!! WOOT WOOT. Welcome again, woman. On the very least, her smile and giggle shall be a breath of contemporary air on this boat…and everyone knows that this boat wants some positivity!
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON THE LATEST BELOW DECK MED EPISODE?